I got tagged by Veil-of-Midnight Rules: Pick 7 of your OCs in any order. DON'T LOOK AT THE QUESTIONS BEFOREHAND! Please link back to the blank. Enjoy! Pick your victims: 1. Astaroth2. Scarlet3. Ramsis4. Draka5. Tempest6. Terra7. Ladywitchgrave1. [1-7] State your names, aliases, et cetera and would you like a donut or milkshake?
Astaroth: Good evening... My name ist Astaroth first female lord of undeath. I'm 1.96 meter high in my empire of hell...but in the humans world...depending on the mass of corpses I'll grow like a sponge with more or less water...Yep...I'll take the milkshake...I need a present for Azazel...
Scarlet: HELLOOOOU fools of science. MY name is Scarlet Johansen. I'm the greatest Scientist after Albert Einstein of course but I'll change it. You want to know my species? Im a Made-Vampire with a half face look at this *shows her face in the camera* I can't blink with this eye. Nice right...Gimme the Donut *looks through the hole* The Donut has my eye now
Ramsis: Hey everybody my name is Ramsis. I'm a born Vampire. Well, I mean half. My mother is a full-born Vampire and my Father was a human, but I can't go outside when the sun laughs
My siblings haven't any problems with that but why meeee
*takes the milkshake and the donut* Thats unfair... *dips donut in the milkshake and eat it*
Draka: My name is Cishedah Draka. You can call me Draka. *looks at her son*
Stop crying Be a man...well... As my son said I'm a born-Vampire. I was born in the pharao era and now I'm defend my family my brothers and my kids. Thanks for the welcome snack but I can't eat a donut I can't smell any honey in it and I hate milkshakes...It looks like Milk...*shudders*
Tempest: Good Evening. I am Tempest...older brother of Draka. Full-born-Vampire and second Leader of our family-clan. *doesn't look at donut or milkshake*
Terra: I'll choose the Donut but I'll eat it later thanks! So hi my name is Terra and I'm an effective bounty hunter.
You should know I'm a Darkelf yeah yeah my skin isn't dark because just our blood is black. We are a second species beside the drows ya know.
Ladywitchgrave: OMG WHATS THIS...
*looks at the donut* Is this an imperfect sweet bread? AAAAAAAAH this is still alive *points at milkshake* I SAW IT!
*hours later* Ok...phew...my name... just call me Ladywitchgrave I'm a witch from another universe and specialized on curses with poisen and stones. *looks at the donut and milkshake* TAKE IT AWAY 2. Ramsis and Ladywitchgrave decide to bungee jump, but Ramsis' cord snaps. What does Ladywitchgrave do?
First of all its bungee night jump!
Ladywitchgrave: I think that isn't a good idea... what should we do if a plane crushes at us when we jump?
We could die...
Ramsis: Nah~ *starts to take on belt *
Ladywitchgrave: Or you get a heartattack
Ramsis: Believe me I'm fit like a Nike-Free *takes some steps back* The day I'll die wasn't born yet
I need to knock on a wood first!!!
Ramsis: *Runs and jumps* WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
*Ramsis cord snaps*
Ramsis: oh oh WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH *boom* nothing happens...
Ladywitchgrave: IT'S MY FAULT I HAVEN'T ANY WOOD TO KNOCK 3. Draka decides to cook dinner. What do they make?
Draka as a cook: Le first we need a pot. Second my dear friends we need lots and lot of 'oney, because it makes every fucking meal tha best. Oui Oui. Then we need some pomme de-
*Gin appears at the background* POMME DE TERRE!!!!!
Draka: what the 'ell are you doing 'ere you were in the last meme already.
Draka: So and now we will cook...with a nice smelling fruit-gel *show shampoo*
Draka: Bon appetite!
4. Scarlet and Terra are at an arcade playing DDR. Who wins?
Terra: We couldn't even play because Scarlet can't use her mouth rightly to sing and second she was really fascinated by the technology stuff...and now we have an order to stay away from that karaoke-bar.
Scarlet: IT WASN'T MY FAULT I JUST WANT TO UPDATE THIS FUCKING OLDSCHOOL QUALITY!
5. Astaroth feels bored, so they go to a bar and get drunk, when all of a sudden a liopleurodon shows up. What kind of chaos ensues?
Ladywitchgrave: aww man
I bit my lips....huehue...again hiks wueeeeell...Scarlet...what name...hiks has this divine Pleasure?
Scarlet: Beer? Damn you just smell on it *writes every single move of Ladywitchgrave in her pad*
Ladywitchgrave: Yknow...we should aschk...ask...someone to drink with...us...hiks...
Scarlet: Yes yes of course some of your frie- BOOOOOOOOOM
*Astaroth appears high as godzilla and rolls her eyes*
Astaroth: I think here are many drunked died corpes...shit...
Milk: HA HA 6. Tempest decides to get a perm. Where do they go to show off their amazing, gigantic afro?
Tempest: It was a bet...and I lost...and the worst about it...I have an afro beard right now.
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA uff uff uff HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
7. Astaroth does make-up on Ladywitchgrave while they sleep. Ladywitchgraves' reaction when they wake up and look in a mirror:
Ladywitchgrave: mmmm...*wakes up and stretching first* o...my head...beer...bad....*goes to the bathroom and screams* THERE IS A STRANGER IN MY BATHROOM HELP ME!
I DON'T WANT TO DIE OMG IT DOES THE SAME THINGS LIKE I DO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH A PANTOMIME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
8. Draka is hit by cupid's stupid arrows of lurve (temporarily, of course), and falls for Ramsis. What happens?
Draka: Come here my big baby boy...
Draka: look at you...Your'e so handsome...*Grab his collar and gets reeeeeally close to him*
Ramsis: MUM THATS INCEST
Draka: SHUT UP! LOVE HAS NO RULES! *kisses him and drag him to a free room*
*34 seconds later*
Draka: WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE DOING HERE BOY?! IN THE GYM YOU'LL RUN UNTIL YOU DON'T FEEL YOUR LEGS ANYMORE!
Ramsis: Thanks Mum
9. Scarlet and Terra are stuck in a haunted house, with spirits trying to snatch their bodies. What do they do to get out - or do they get out at all? Dun dun duunnnn...
Scarlet: So...We're stuck?
Scarlet: With spirits?
Scarlet: and it's all free?
Terra: yes...wait what?
Scarlet: IT'S GHOST HUNTING TIME
Terra: Scarlet wait!
Scarlet: THIS IS SCIENCE!!!!
Terra: SCARLET WATCH OUT! *jumps at her before a spirit get her*
Scarlet: GET DOWN YOU FOOL!
Terra: calm down first.
Scarlet: NEVER *drools* HAVE THE CHANCE TO GET A SOUL
Terra:...kay thanks bye...*goes away and the last of Scarlet was her insane laugh and hiccup*
10. Ladywitchgrave is a victim of a crime, and the accused is Draka. What is the crime and what is the verdict?
Draka: WHERE IS IT?! *slaps her*
Ladywitchgrave: WHERE IS WHAT
Draka: YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN *slaps her again*
Ladywithgrave: my stones?
Draka: *throw her over the room*
Ladywitchgrave: *crashs on the wall* auauauauaua WHAAAAAAAT
Draka: YOU WERE THE LAST OF US WITH THE PERIODS!
Draka: *strikes out for the next slap*
Ladywitchgrave: YES YES! WHY!
Draka: WHERE ARE THE TAMPONS?!
Ladywitchgrave: I dunno
Draka: *crack her neck* that will be a long night...
11. Tempest and Astaroth enter into a talent show. Do they enter together or separately? And what is their talent?
*Tempest's talent would be to bored all of the sht of them and Astaroth's would be the wall of fame literally*
12. Scarlet's favorite song. If they don't have a favorite song, what genre do they typically listen to?
Scarlet: Do you know Skillet? They are fucking awesome. Especially the song Monster...I know how it feels to lose control...
13. Terra and Ramsis fight zombie pirate ninjas with Will Smith. What happens? Is it awesome? Or is it awesome?
Terra: It would be more awesome if it is real not a fucking game *bored as fuck*
Ramsis: ARE YOU INSANE THIS IS PERFECT IT HAS EVERYTHING EVERYWHERE
14. Ladywitchgrave and Tempest go adventuring and discover some valuable once-lost treasure. How do they split it? Or if they don't decide to share - who gets it and how do they get it?
*Ladywitchgrave was walking on a nice warm night at the beach of course with much space between herself and the water and naturally she triped over something*
Ladywitchgrave: THE BEACH ATTACKS ME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH *runs arround*
Tempest: hmmm the Vibrancy was really strange...*Starts research it and tadaaaa it's a ship with gold*
Tempest: Hey LadyWi-
Ladywitchgrave: DON'T TALK TO ME YOU MAN IN BLACK!
Tempest: Fine. all mine
15. Astaroth grows to the size of a skyscraper. Draka shrinks to the size of a marble. What do each of them do with their new size?
Astaroth: Well...I think I shrunk a little bit
Draka: And I will kill all the viruses who wants to attack my clan
16. Scarlet now rules the world (whatever world they are from). What do they do with their newfound power?
Scarlet: Now my lovely subjects build a Line. I'll check your brains TIHI. Don't worry I'll just take the Intelligent ones and the really dumbest with the whole body. And the other...I'll get you sooner or later
17. Ramsis, Draka, and Ladywitchgrave catch Terra running around naked in the rain. Reactions?
Ramsis: THAT IS WHAT I CALL PASSION!
Draka: Seriosly? I thought she lost more than her mouth...this is really disappointing
Ladywitchgrave: ...*throw up her breakfast* I saw her nipples...they are...grey
Ramsis: One of the fabulous fifty shades of grey
18. Scarlet, Astaroth, and Tempest face a zombie apocolypse. They have little resources left and need to get to a safehouse far away. Who survives all the way to the safe house and how?
Scarlet: Oh yeah...bring it on bitches
Astaroth: Science? IM THE FUCKING QUEEN OF ZOMBIES! I WILL EAT THE FUCKING BRAIN OF SCIENCE
Scarlet: Really? Can I watch?
Tempest: She doesn't listen
Astaroth: SCIENCE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
19. Draka and Astaroth are zapped by the gender-bender. LOL. Making memes is fun.
Draka: well my big tits will not disturb my missions anymore...
Astaroth: Are you dicking with me? My body don't grow anymore when corpse are near...NO MY FUCKING DICK GOT BIGGER AND BIGGER I CAN'T WALK ANYMORE!!!!!!